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go_exchangeTitle: Tea & Anarchy
Recipient:shenaniganders
Author:irisbleufic / Artist: eldanis
Pairing & Characters: Aziraphale/Crowley, Other Characters
Rating: R / NC-17ish (the writer humbly apologizes for dragging her collaborator's perfectly civilized artwork through the mud)
Creators' Notes: The pair of us got called back on duty at the last minute to do a pinch-hit. As tea-house AU requests are all the rage this year (bothsejitsu and shenaniganders asked for one; the latter, i.e. the lady for whom this piece intended, put it something like this: Aziraphale/Crowley, Coffeeshop AU with sex, NC-17), this piece ought to satisfy current fashion. Failing that, it will at least satisfy our collective thirst for a nice cuppa. Happy New Year!
Summary: Wherein sloth is not thwarted and industriousness saunters vaguely onward.
They leave stale pastry crumbs from closing-time the night before on the bedroom windowsill: as a consequence, swallows that live in the ivy-twined eaves make a chittering, cheerful racket.
Crowley pulls the nearest pillow—which happens to be Aziraphale's—over his head.
“I was lying on that,” says the angel, mildly, breaking into a luxurious yawn.
“S'all your fault they come crowing at dawn,” Crowley mutters into the mattress.
“Don't be melodramatic,” Aziraphale sighs drowsily, rolling to nuzzle Crowley's nape.
Crowley twists, halfheartedly attempting to escape; the pillow he'd been using to block out the warm, jasmine-scented morning topples to the floor. There's suddenly too much kissing to consider, and he knows it isn't wise if they expect to be open by eleven—
“Toss them on the ground next time,” he gasps, “and don't forget to close it!”
“But you've complained for years that this room gets stuffy in summer,” Aziraphale reminds him, busy mouthing the spot below Crowley's left ear that makes him shiver uncontrollably.
“You've got fifteen minutes,” says Crowley, sternly, but his voice is no longer of much use. He closes his eyes and swallows, sees sunbursts and supernovas behind his eyelids, because Aziraphale has a thigh worked in between his—startling even five years on, how awkwardly effortless they find loving each other in this bed they've rented to own—and the birds have gone quiet.
“My dear, I need five at most,” Aziraphale murmurs. He does something clever with his hips and pulls Crowley in closer. In seconds, Aziraphale's dressing gown is open, Crowley's pyjama bottoms are gone, and there's the taut press of sensitive flesh, too-welcome resistance as Crowley writhes beneath Aziraphale's weight.
“I'll hold out on you,” Crowley taunts, but the truth is that he's already halfway there, whimpering into Aziraphale's mouth every time it finds his own. Three minutes pass. Four.
“You wouldn't dare,” groans Aziraphale, simply, and that's enough to end it.
(Five minutes stretch into eight, because Crowley can't bear to let go just yet.)
~*~
A box-cutter in no way compares to a sword: nonetheless, there's pride to be had in the wielding, especially when dust-caked sellotape and cardboard split to reveal exotic wonders.
Aziraphale breathes deeply, takes this moment of guilty pleasure for himself.
“I'll just sprinkle some of that between the sheets next time, shall I?” Crowley interjects, wandering by with two cling-film wrapped plates containing homemade strawberry-basil scones.
“Come have a sniff,” Aziraphale suggests with mock nonchalance, “and see for yourself.”
“Last time I checked, my nose is blind,” Crowley retorts, but he's there inside a heartbeat, scones abandoned next to the till, which he's left open. Aziraphale keeps a watchful eye on the cash while Crowley inhales his first lungful of Marangi Estate FTGFOP1.
Aziraphale smirks at the appreciative sigh that Crowley has failed to muffle in their newest stock.
“Second flush Assam,” he volunteers smugly. “Does the chef approve?”
Crowley straightens and fixes his collar, sauntering vaguely over to the till.
“Honey butter,” he says, counting a stack of fivers. “Been talking to that bloke in Regent's Park.”
Aziraphale unpacks the shipment, pleased to find they've also got Nuwara Eliya Ceylon and a bright, fresh sencha artfully spiked with bits of mango, papaya, and goji berries.
At the till, determinedly counting the previous day's takings, Crowley sniffs.
“Is that tea or fruit punch, angel?”
“I know you wanted some of the Darjeeling White, but I'm afraid—”
“They were out of stock,” says Crowley, gloomily. “Again.”
“Next time,” Aziraphale promises, leaning to kiss his cheek.
“Go away,” Crowley sulks, arranging the scones. “I'm busy.”
Aziraphale steps out from behind the counter and casts about the shop floor, idly scanning the magazine rack, Crowley's fussily stocked condiments caddy, and the book stacks. They aren't what he once had in Soho, not by any stretch, but they're chosen with care. The patrons appreciate his effort. Satisfied, he flips the sign on the front door from CLOSED to OPEN.
By now, both he and Crowley have got used to the ancient horseshoe nailed above the lintel.
As Aziraphale steps away, it glows white-hot and welcoming in the mid-morning sun.
Recipient:
shenanigandersAuthor:
irisbleufic / Artist: eldanisPairing & Characters: Aziraphale/Crowley, Other Characters
Rating: R / NC-17ish (the writer humbly apologizes for dragging her collaborator's perfectly civilized artwork through the mud)
Creators' Notes: The pair of us got called back on duty at the last minute to do a pinch-hit. As tea-house AU requests are all the rage this year (both
sejitsu and shenaniganders asked for one; the latter, i.e. the lady for whom this piece intended, put it something like this: Aziraphale/Crowley, Coffeeshop AU with sex, NC-17), this piece ought to satisfy current fashion. Failing that, it will at least satisfy our collective thirst for a nice cuppa. Happy New Year!Summary: Wherein sloth is not thwarted and industriousness saunters vaguely onward.
They leave stale pastry crumbs from closing-time the night before on the bedroom windowsill: as a consequence, swallows that live in the ivy-twined eaves make a chittering, cheerful racket.
Crowley pulls the nearest pillow—which happens to be Aziraphale's—over his head.
“I was lying on that,” says the angel, mildly, breaking into a luxurious yawn.
“S'all your fault they come crowing at dawn,” Crowley mutters into the mattress.
“Don't be melodramatic,” Aziraphale sighs drowsily, rolling to nuzzle Crowley's nape.
Crowley twists, halfheartedly attempting to escape; the pillow he'd been using to block out the warm, jasmine-scented morning topples to the floor. There's suddenly too much kissing to consider, and he knows it isn't wise if they expect to be open by eleven—
“Toss them on the ground next time,” he gasps, “and don't forget to close it!”
“But you've complained for years that this room gets stuffy in summer,” Aziraphale reminds him, busy mouthing the spot below Crowley's left ear that makes him shiver uncontrollably.
“You've got fifteen minutes,” says Crowley, sternly, but his voice is no longer of much use. He closes his eyes and swallows, sees sunbursts and supernovas behind his eyelids, because Aziraphale has a thigh worked in between his—startling even five years on, how awkwardly effortless they find loving each other in this bed they've rented to own—and the birds have gone quiet.
“My dear, I need five at most,” Aziraphale murmurs. He does something clever with his hips and pulls Crowley in closer. In seconds, Aziraphale's dressing gown is open, Crowley's pyjama bottoms are gone, and there's the taut press of sensitive flesh, too-welcome resistance as Crowley writhes beneath Aziraphale's weight.
“I'll hold out on you,” Crowley taunts, but the truth is that he's already halfway there, whimpering into Aziraphale's mouth every time it finds his own. Three minutes pass. Four.
“You wouldn't dare,” groans Aziraphale, simply, and that's enough to end it.
(Five minutes stretch into eight, because Crowley can't bear to let go just yet.)
A box-cutter in no way compares to a sword: nonetheless, there's pride to be had in the wielding, especially when dust-caked sellotape and cardboard split to reveal exotic wonders.
Aziraphale breathes deeply, takes this moment of guilty pleasure for himself.
“I'll just sprinkle some of that between the sheets next time, shall I?” Crowley interjects, wandering by with two cling-film wrapped plates containing homemade strawberry-basil scones.
“Come have a sniff,” Aziraphale suggests with mock nonchalance, “and see for yourself.”
“Last time I checked, my nose is blind,” Crowley retorts, but he's there inside a heartbeat, scones abandoned next to the till, which he's left open. Aziraphale keeps a watchful eye on the cash while Crowley inhales his first lungful of Marangi Estate FTGFOP1.
Aziraphale smirks at the appreciative sigh that Crowley has failed to muffle in their newest stock.
“Second flush Assam,” he volunteers smugly. “Does the chef approve?”
Crowley straightens and fixes his collar, sauntering vaguely over to the till.
“Honey butter,” he says, counting a stack of fivers. “Been talking to that bloke in Regent's Park.”
Aziraphale unpacks the shipment, pleased to find they've also got Nuwara Eliya Ceylon and a bright, fresh sencha artfully spiked with bits of mango, papaya, and goji berries.
At the till, determinedly counting the previous day's takings, Crowley sniffs.
“Is that tea or fruit punch, angel?”
“I know you wanted some of the Darjeeling White, but I'm afraid—”
“They were out of stock,” says Crowley, gloomily. “Again.”
“Next time,” Aziraphale promises, leaning to kiss his cheek.
“Go away,” Crowley sulks, arranging the scones. “I'm busy.”
Aziraphale steps out from behind the counter and casts about the shop floor, idly scanning the magazine rack, Crowley's fussily stocked condiments caddy, and the book stacks. They aren't what he once had in Soho, not by any stretch, but they're chosen with care. The patrons appreciate his effort. Satisfied, he flips the sign on the front door from CLOSED to OPEN.
By now, both he and Crowley have got used to the ancient horseshoe nailed above the lintel.
As Aziraphale steps away, it glows white-hot and welcoming in the mid-morning sun.
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Date: 2013-01-12 11:18 am (UTC)I mean, tea, hellhounds, witches, horseshoes, domestic complaining and good morning sex (good applying to both!); what's not to love?
Aziraphale has Crowley wrapped around his fingers, the demon is SO smitten!
♥
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Date: 2013-01-12 04:19 pm (UTC)Wow, thank you so much!! Everything about this is fabulous, it's hard to choose a favorite part!
“But you've complained for years that this room gets stuffy in summer,” Aziraphale reminds him, busy mouthing the spot below Crowley's left ear that makes him shiver uncontrollably.
The morning sex and the conversation, Crowley's half-hearted complaining and Aziraphale being so reasonable and smug, and everything, it's perfect!
At the till, determinedly counting the previous day's takings, Crowley sniffs.
“Is that tea or fruit punch, angel?”
And the box opening, and Crowley sulking over the lack of Darjeeling White because he absolutely would, and the box cutter being compared to a sword, and the glowing horseshoe!
Everything about this fic makes me so happy, and it's accompanied by such a glorious piece of artwork, which I simply cannot get over because look at that vibrant coloring and the shading-- especially of the ivy on the brick wall, it's so perfect and transparent-- and the composition! //melts
And then of course the picture itself, with the rather wild-growing flowers and the cobbled floor and Anathema with her book, and Adam and Dog in motion, as they always are--- What an entirely marvelous thing to wake up to!!
Thank you all so much!
--Doug
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Date: 2013-01-16 12:52 am (UTC)...I need a scone asap.
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Date: 2013-01-30 06:56 pm (UTC)Hehe, I happen to be drinking something just like that, though I would long for Darjeeling, too.
A heart-warmingly sunny piece, and dizzyingly inviting art. Beautiful!
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