"It was hard to tell which of Aziraphale’s quirks were Heavenly mandates and which were just Aziraphale." >> Hahahaaaaa XD Oh yes, our dear Aziraphale and his tendency to bend the rules generously whenever they don't apply to his liking
"“And you get more for annoying me, don’t you?” “If that were true I’d never have to do any work at all.” “So it is true, then.”" >> SHOTS FIRED!
"I spent six months this year on websites that look like they’ll let you stream full television episodes but actually require a cable login" >> You bastard!
"the cashier was somewhat surprised to find themself checking out several ingredients that Crowley was sure the little market hadn’t carried before a certain angel had stepped in with a firm plan in mind" >> hahahaaaa! XD
"that were notably not-yet-sushi-shaped" >> omg, what a wonderful phrase XD
"with all of the unearned confidence of an ethereal being whose home-cooking skills were essentially limited to taking cured meats and cheeses out of their packaging but had been to enough restaurants with quick service to be sure it couldn’t be that difficult" >> oh Lord :'DDD
Omg, I love how Aziraphale is trying to grab the cheese before he leaves, still drunk XD
"Beezsssslebub literally just, just had flies everywhere instead of just having one mouth and using that to eat" >> EEEEEEEW, hahaha! XD
Aaaaw, the ending is so cute <3 It was nice of Aziraphale to help his demon :) I'm glad that it worked out!
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"It was hard to tell which of Aziraphale’s quirks were Heavenly mandates and which were just Aziraphale."
>> Hahahaaaaa XD Oh yes, our dear Aziraphale and his tendency to bend the rules generously whenever they don't apply to his liking
"“And you get more for annoying me, don’t you?”
“If that were true I’d never have to do any work at all.”
“So it is true, then.”"
>> SHOTS FIRED!
"I spent six months this year on websites that look like they’ll let you stream full television episodes but actually require a cable login"
>> You bastard!
"the cashier was somewhat surprised to find themself checking out several ingredients that Crowley was sure the little market hadn’t carried before a certain angel had stepped in with a firm plan in mind"
>> hahahaaaa! XD
"that were notably not-yet-sushi-shaped"
>> omg, what a wonderful phrase XD
"with all of the unearned confidence of an ethereal being whose home-cooking skills were essentially limited to taking cured meats and cheeses out of their packaging but had been to enough restaurants with quick service to be sure it couldn’t be that difficult"
>> oh Lord :'DDD
Omg, I love how Aziraphale is trying to grab the cheese before he leaves, still drunk XD
"Beezsssslebub literally just, just had flies everywhere instead of just having one mouth and using that to eat"
>> EEEEEEEW, hahaha! XD
Aaaaw, the ending is so cute <3 It was nice of Aziraphale to help his demon :) I'm glad that it worked out!