Oddly enough, I was not aware of Freddie Mercury's affiliation with homosexual daffodils when I wrote that line. However, it fits remarkably well, lending yet more evidence to my theory that he is me in a semi-former life.

Thank you so much for reading, commenting, being awesome, etc. (Yum, drugs!) And really, it's my own fault it got so long. I have no self-control. You'll notice all the sane people who contributed? ;P Please do participate in future, because that would be godlike.