YOU, MY GOOD SECRET-GIFTER, ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER WIN! What a wonderful holiday present! I'm in absolute fits over all of it. The puppyshipping and the Jack/The Doctor Christmas carols and the GAY PRINCE CHARLES (especially the headlines, oh my gossssh). Oh goodness you are brilliant.

I especially loved Aziraphale pretending to be his own shop bell. And them being afraid Adam was going to change the queen into a lesbian. And War and Death being all 'No. Nooo.'

Oh and also the fact that it was all three of my favourite ships in one fic! You are wonderful! Thank you so much!