Good Omens Holiday Exchange

--Odd Teams--

"That's not a word!"

"Ronk is so a word!"

"He's right, angel. It's a word."

"Prove it."

"Right here, in the diction'ry."

"That wasn't there before!"

"Was so."

"Excuse me, but I'm fairly certain I know the Oxford English Dictionary back to front."

"Not this edition. It's new."

"How new is new, Adam?"

"He's got you there, angel. It's in the book."

"Whose side are you on?!"

"CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE BOOK."

"*exasperated sigh*"

--New Rule--

"You can't use that word."

"Why not?

"It's Latinate."

"That isn't a rule, Crowley."

"Yes, it is, it's right there on the inside of the lid. Read the rule, Adam."

"*bored yawn* Number two: No for'n words."

"Thank you. You see, angel?"

"*sigh*."

--Not so Gen--

"D-e-b-a-u-c-h-e-d. That's 60 points."

"And how did you come to have eight letters?"

"Are you accusing me of cheating?"

"Well, nature is as nature does, my dear."

"Listen, angel--"

"Save it for the bedroom, guys."

"Adam!"

"YES, THAT'S ENOUGH. C-U-R-R-Y, DOUBLE WORD SCORE, EIGHTY POINTS, GAME TO ME. NEW MATCH?"

"*hurried fake snoring*"

"Actually, since Adam's asleep...I think the angel and I have something to discuss. In private."

"We do? And, Adam's faking."

"Am not!"

"Yes. We do."

"Oh. Oh. Er. Okay. Nice game, thank you very much for coming--"

"Yes, they can show themselves out, goodbye."

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Er, well, that's how their game went in my head. And, thank you ♥