I LOVE YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES. MARRY ME.
This was an absolute delight to read, from beginning to end. I loved the tartan is stylish line, and the description of Hogwarts: A History. And fat shapeless wizards! Lucius Malfoy the blonde ponce!
I am in love with your Horsepersons. XD Carmine Zuigiber is an awesome Gryffindor and all the descriptions of Weiss/Chalky made me giggle. I love them calling Crowley Shades. I laughed out loud when the wet slimy thing he stuck in Aziraphale's ear was his finger!
I knew the man in jeans was Adam. :D And I have such a huge thing for Adam giving Aziraphale and Crowley a glimpse of an AU life and promptly squeed out loud. Also, I LOVELOVELOVE the Marauders - dreamt of them this morning, actually - so I love that this is Marauder-era, and giggled when War put James in a headlock for calling her Lily Evans.
DRAGON DUNG! XD Poor, poor Azra. And Chalky going to a village with a nearby nuclear power plant. XD Also, as someone who did A Level History, the Cold War references made me smile.
The Arrangement! :D I love how their studying evolves into the modern arrangement, and OMG DEATH!
Pollution/Famine! ♥
THE FANGED GERANIUMS. Another bit that made me laugh out loud. Oh, Azra, you are adorable. And yes, I bet he would taste delicious. :9 Also, Divination club. XDDD Is the Gillyweed smoking a Shoebox reference? And the letters? I LOVE YOU. And oh god, assless chaps and Queen. XD And now I will forever think sleeves is a funny word.
PONDER STIBBONS EEEEE! And pinkhaired Snape. XD I was so tense throughout the bullying scene though, and I still wasn't expecting that. ;_; *hugs them both* Crowley was left to stew in a whole new soup of misery filled with chunks of regret and self-pity. made me laugh though.
Oh gods, the letters were all awesome and made me giggle. Especially "I'm warning you. I feel the muses" and then THE POEM. IT IS EPIC.
Snape not knowing how to comfort someone if the instructions hugged him. XD Oh gods, this is full of laugh-out-loud moments! And the boiled cabbage was another one! I have to agree, too.
Adam is awesome. :D ♥ And Crowley fake!crying! XD That was hilarious. And oh, Aziraphale, clearly you need kissing practice. Lots of it. }:3 That bit was amazing.
Dear Adam: please show me what the HP novels are like too! XD I love Aziraphale's reasoning for liking spells, and that was the perfect ending. 8D
All in all, this is an AWESOME gift and I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I didn't even dare to hope that anyone would pick this prompt but you have got everything I love - Discworld references aplenty (I LOVE THE LIBRARIAN), all the GO characters, lush HP details... thank you so much, dear Secret Writer. ♥ ♥ ♥
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I LOVE YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I WILL HAVE YOUR BABIES. MARRY ME.
This was an absolute delight to read, from beginning to end. I loved the tartan is stylish line, and the description of Hogwarts: A History. And fat shapeless wizards! Lucius Malfoy the blonde ponce!
I am in love with your Horsepersons. XD Carmine Zuigiber is an awesome Gryffindor and all the descriptions of Weiss/Chalky made me giggle. I love them calling Crowley Shades. I laughed out loud when the wet slimy thing he stuck in Aziraphale's ear was his finger!
I knew the man in jeans was Adam. :D And I have such a huge thing for Adam giving Aziraphale and Crowley a glimpse of an AU life and promptly squeed out loud. Also, I LOVELOVELOVE the Marauders - dreamt of them this morning, actually - so I love that this is Marauder-era, and giggled when War put James in a headlock for calling her Lily Evans.
DRAGON DUNG! XD Poor, poor Azra. And Chalky going to a village with a nearby nuclear power plant. XD Also, as someone who did A Level History, the Cold War references made me smile.
The Arrangement! :D I love how their studying evolves into the modern arrangement, and OMG DEATH!
Pollution/Famine! ♥
THE FANGED GERANIUMS. Another bit that made me laugh out loud. Oh, Azra, you are adorable. And yes, I bet he would taste delicious. :9 Also, Divination club. XDDD Is the Gillyweed smoking a Shoebox reference? And the letters? I LOVE YOU. And oh god, assless chaps and Queen. XD And now I will forever think sleeves is a funny word.
PONDER STIBBONS EEEEE! And pinkhaired Snape. XD I was so tense throughout the bullying scene though, and I still wasn't expecting that. ;_; *hugs them both* Crowley was left to stew in a whole new soup of misery filled with chunks of regret and self-pity. made me laugh though.
Oh gods, the letters were all awesome and made me giggle. Especially "I'm warning you. I feel the muses" and then THE POEM. IT IS EPIC.
Snape not knowing how to comfort someone if the instructions hugged him. XD Oh gods, this is full of laugh-out-loud moments! And the boiled cabbage was another one! I have to agree, too.
Adam is awesome. :D ♥ And Crowley fake!crying! XD That was hilarious. And oh, Aziraphale, clearly you need kissing practice. Lots of it. }:3 That bit was amazing.
Dear Adam: please show me what the HP novels are like too! XD I love Aziraphale's reasoning for liking spells, and that was the perfect ending. 8D
All in all, this is an AWESOME gift and I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH! I didn't even dare to hope that anyone would pick this prompt but you have got everything I love - Discworld references aplenty (I LOVE THE LIBRARIAN), all the GO characters, lush HP details... thank you so much, dear Secret Writer. ♥ ♥ ♥