"...Crowley has certainly taken the Apocalypse That Wasn't as a free pass to do whatever he wants without any regard for morality, which I don't think is quite the point Adam was making." I feel like the answer is "probably he has been eating a lot of cheese and watching crap telly", which probably technically falls under gluttony

Anyway, very cute! I feel like there isn't enough Anathema generally, which is a shaaaame.