Sorry for the lateness! I am so, SO glad you liked this so much - a huge reward for me, that is. Poor Adam--really, when you think about it, he's got the whole world resting on his growing-up process in a sense, as if it's not hard enough for normal people, and he does want to be normal, somewhere deep in there.

I also adore you for sneaking in bits of meta, especially shrouded in porn. It's a special kink. ;)

Hee, it is, isn't it? Also inevitable when writing about voyeurism. ;)

THEY FLIP A COIN! *flips out* I just can't get over that. Of course Aziraphale cheats.

Obvious, isn't it? Of course they do. And of course he does. :D Thanks again, so much!