This is hilarious, and Crowley's so in-character I feel all warm and fuzzy. He just has this way of cutting through pompous b.s. like nobody's business. This part made me giggle:

“Are you sure we should be doing this?”


“You’re such a worrywart, Jackie,” said the other girl.


“We’re talking about actual Hell, Mia.”


“Nah,” said Eli. “Actual Hell is fifth period with Rowbotom.”