I was telling my boyfriend while reading this that I'll never be as valid as the mystery person who described Aziraphale's drunk voice as "camper than a row of tents." That is the single greatest voice description I have ever read.

Hahaha, thank you, but I assure you I deserve no such credit. That line was just me thinking to myself, "Well, sometimes you can get away with borrowing lines directly from canon, but this is not one of those times, so 'gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide' will not work here." :) And yes, the three of them will definitely have a very merry, boozy, incoherent Christmas together. :) Thank you!