Okay, this fic starts with comparing Aziraphale to a mysterious looking mushroom, I think I'm gonna enjoy this XD I love how Aziraphale is like "You might like Sherlock Holmes, but I like Poirot, so we're equally fit for this job" :'D Aziraphale, this is NOT how investigating skills work! "in a way that resembled a turtle much more than a serpent." >> aaaaaaaw <3 I love how Hastur and Ligur are introduced with an italicised "lurking", hahaha! XD Those two masters of lurk :D "To Crowley’s enjoyment, they both looked cold. Ligur had a runny nose." >> oh NO, someone get him a hanky! D: "“Heaven doesn’t have toes,” Aziraphale said disdainfully. “It’s not a physical being, it’s—”" >> For CHIRST'S sake, Aziraphale! XDD Thank you, Crowley, for interrupting him! "“I was going to ask you the same thing,” Hastur said. “Intimidatingly. Before you could say anything. As a proper Duke of Hell’s entrance. Only it was too cold.” “But I asked you first,” Crowley pointed out. Aziraphale wondered how Hell ever accomplished anything." >> AHAHAHAHAA, OMG!! XDDD This is GOLD "“So we’re going to go around knocking on peoples’ doors, asking them if they’re emitting some sort of doomsday signal on this holiday eve?”" >> Well, why NOT, this would make it so much easier! :D Hastur just called Aziraphale HALO-HEAD, I cannot! "“I wouldn’t trust you to spy on a brick wall without being noticed!”" >> Shots have been fired! I CAN'T BELIEVE AZIRAPHALE'S FIRST INSTINCT WHEN SPOTTED IS TO JUST START SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS, OH MY GOD! AND THOSE OTHER THREE DORKS JUST *JOIN* HIM!! EVEN HASTUR AND LIGUR, I JUST-! THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER READ, HOLY CRAP! "And, because he had been going for six-thousand years without letting the glares of demons get to him, and it showed, the three gave up and they all shuffled on away from the door." >> HAHAHAAAAA!! Crowley once again inconviened himself for glaring at Aziraphale too often!! XD Oh God, the Bentley started playing Freddie Mercury Christmas Song covers!! <333 It's such a lovely car! :3 "“Big fan of your work,” Ligur added." >> Ligur the FANBOY, omg XD "Crowley supposed this was better than the last time he had seen them, but only barely." >> Just BARELY, ahaha! XD "“Sounds good to me,” War said, and she walked past them all and pressed the doorbell." >> Omg, War, NO!! XD I bet she did that just to make all the others uncomfortable "Famine joined in quickly, looking embarrassed but providing a surprisingly lovely tenor" >> HAHAHA! I just thought he might actually have a great singing voice, thank you for that! XD "Famine ate most of them before Aziraphale or the demons could get to them, and Pollution proudly dropped his jam tart tin on her petunias." >> Oh my GOD, I'm laughing so hard!! XD Those DORKS, I love them SO MUCH!! XDD "“We were made to work well together,” Famine said." >> :'))) My beautiful disaster trio <333 "although after hearing Hastur’s ‘fa la la’s in “Deck the Halls” they all decided that sticking to the hymns was more their specialty." >> I'M CHOKING ON MY COOKIE, OH MY GOD "which rather made him look like the frozen-over road behind them, but slightly more stylish, if you liked that sort of look." >> Oh my God, I haven't laughed at a fic so hard in ages, you have no idea XDD "irritated and unafraid of the archangel as only someone of fairly low intelligence for self-preservation could be" >> There are TEARS in my eyes from laughter, I kid you not "“A gift I shall cherish forever,” Aziraphale said through gritted teeth." >> Sarcasm-planing alarm for the entire region, drive carefully "“I could provide a nice bass, you know. Or a tenor. Really I could sing any range we’re lacking.” “How about soprano?” Crowley interjected" >> I'm HOWLING with laughter, you're making me SUFFOCATE! GABRIEL IS SINGING IN GERMAN, OH MY GOD!! XDDD "“Ouch! The archangel elbowed me!” “I did not. That was an accident!”" >> FUCKING HELL! XDD Gabriel, you're supposed to be ABOVE getting physical in an arguement with a demon! "SOMETHING BIG IS DYING. “Oh, no,” Crowley said. “Not Santa Claus?”" >> Jesus Christ, Crowley, can you PLEASE remain serious! "The horsepersons wore the uncomfortable looks of persons who had once tried to bully someone smaller than them and failed miserably" >> :'DDD "Crowley wore the uncomfortable look of someone who had once been afraid of being bullied by someone much smaller than him" >> HAHAHA, oh noooooo! XD "it was difficult for him to have facial expressions without—well—a face." >> sounds logical :P "Adam sighed again, the kind of sigh that was impressive not because it was done by the antichrist, but by, as they were about to find out, a student." >> Oh boy, this is too real X'D Oh, Sarah has a girlfriend now! Lovely! :) "Hope for humanity always lived within humans, anyway." >> What a beautiful sentence <3 "Death shuffled sheepishly behind Famine, the height of surreptition." >> Aaaaaaaaaaaw, hahaha! <3 And the way he winks at Adam! So cute! Omg, I love how Adam is like "I don't even know you" towards Gabriel, like he isn't the Antichrist and knows EVERYTHING about EVERY ONE if he wants to XD Poor Gabriel! Of COURSE he has to vanish in TOO much of a show now! I love how no one wants that fruit cake but Aziraphale, hahaha! XD What a lovely coincidence ;) "no magician’s hat needed—although Aziraphale did still have one somewhere in the back of Crowley’s car" >> AW, haha, it's still there! :D "he would discover that someone had added antlers and a plush red nose to the Bentley." >> HAHAHA, oh nooooo!! XDD
Oh my God, this was SUCH a great fic!! I haven't laughed that hard in a while, and it REALLY got me into the Christmas Spirit! I'm sitting here with a plate of cookies and some nut-tea in a Christmas mug and it FEELS like it's snowy outside, even though it's not, and it's so wonderful! And the Them surprising Adam is such a sweet idea, I smiled like an idiot! Thank you so much for this amazing story, it really made my day, if not my entire week! <3
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I love how Aziraphale is like "You might like Sherlock Holmes, but I like Poirot, so we're equally fit for this job" :'D Aziraphale, this is NOT how investigating skills work!
"in a way that resembled a turtle much more than a serpent."
>> aaaaaaaw <3
I love how Hastur and Ligur are introduced with an italicised "lurking", hahaha! XD Those two masters of lurk :D
"To Crowley’s enjoyment, they both looked cold. Ligur had a runny nose."
>> oh NO, someone get him a hanky! D:
"“Heaven doesn’t have toes,” Aziraphale said disdainfully. “It’s not a physical being, it’s—”"
>> For CHIRST'S sake, Aziraphale! XDD Thank you, Crowley, for interrupting him!
"“I was going to ask you the same thing,” Hastur said. “Intimidatingly. Before you could say anything. As a proper Duke of Hell’s entrance. Only it was too cold.”
“But I asked you first,” Crowley pointed out.
Aziraphale wondered how Hell ever accomplished anything."
>> AHAHAHAHAA, OMG!! XDDD This is GOLD
"“So we’re going to go around knocking on peoples’ doors, asking them if they’re emitting some sort of doomsday signal on this holiday eve?”"
>> Well, why NOT, this would make it so much easier! :D
Hastur just called Aziraphale HALO-HEAD, I cannot!
"“I wouldn’t trust you to spy on a brick wall without being noticed!”"
>> Shots have been fired!
I CAN'T BELIEVE AZIRAPHALE'S FIRST INSTINCT WHEN SPOTTED IS TO JUST START SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS, OH MY GOD! AND THOSE OTHER THREE DORKS JUST *JOIN* HIM!! EVEN HASTUR AND LIGUR, I JUST-! THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I'VE EVER READ, HOLY CRAP!
"And, because he had been going for six-thousand years without letting the glares of demons get to him, and it showed, the three gave up and they all shuffled on away from the door."
>> HAHAHAAAAA!! Crowley once again inconviened himself for glaring at Aziraphale too often!! XD
Oh God, the Bentley started playing Freddie Mercury Christmas Song covers!! <333 It's such a lovely car! :3
"“Big fan of your work,” Ligur added."
>> Ligur the FANBOY, omg XD
"Crowley supposed this was better than the last time he had seen them, but only barely."
>> Just BARELY, ahaha! XD
"“Sounds good to me,” War said, and she walked past them all and pressed the doorbell."
>> Omg, War, NO!! XD I bet she did that just to make all the others uncomfortable
"Famine joined in quickly, looking embarrassed but providing a surprisingly lovely tenor"
>> HAHAHA! I just thought he might actually have a great singing voice, thank you for that! XD
"Famine ate most of them before Aziraphale or the demons could get to them, and Pollution proudly dropped his jam tart tin on her petunias."
>> Oh my GOD, I'm laughing so hard!! XD Those DORKS, I love them SO MUCH!! XDD
"“We were made to work well together,” Famine said."
>> :'))) My beautiful disaster trio <333
"although after hearing Hastur’s ‘fa la la’s in “Deck the Halls” they all decided that sticking to the hymns was more their specialty."
>> I'M CHOKING ON MY COOKIE, OH MY GOD
"which rather made him look like the frozen-over road behind them, but slightly more stylish, if you liked that sort of look."
>> Oh my God, I haven't laughed at a fic so hard in ages, you have no idea XDD
"irritated and unafraid of the archangel as only someone of fairly low intelligence for self-preservation could be"
>> There are TEARS in my eyes from laughter, I kid you not
"“A gift I shall cherish forever,” Aziraphale said through gritted teeth."
>> Sarcasm-planing alarm for the entire region, drive carefully
"“I could provide a nice bass, you know. Or a tenor. Really I could sing any range we’re lacking.”
“How about soprano?” Crowley interjected"
>> I'm HOWLING with laughter, you're making me SUFFOCATE!
GABRIEL IS SINGING IN GERMAN, OH MY GOD!! XDDD
"“Ouch! The archangel elbowed me!”
“I did not. That was an accident!”"
>> FUCKING HELL! XDD Gabriel, you're supposed to be ABOVE getting physical in an arguement with a demon!
"SOMETHING BIG IS DYING.
“Oh, no,” Crowley said. “Not Santa Claus?”"
>> Jesus Christ, Crowley, can you PLEASE remain serious!
"The horsepersons wore the uncomfortable looks of persons who had once tried to bully someone smaller than them and failed miserably"
>> :'DDD
"Crowley wore the uncomfortable look of someone who had once been afraid of being bullied by someone much smaller than him"
>> HAHAHA, oh noooooo! XD
"it was difficult for him to have facial expressions without—well—a face."
>> sounds logical :P
"Adam sighed again, the kind of sigh that was impressive not because it was done by the antichrist, but by, as they were about to find out, a student."
>> Oh boy, this is too real X'D
Oh, Sarah has a girlfriend now! Lovely! :)
"Hope for humanity always lived within humans, anyway."
>> What a beautiful sentence <3
"Death shuffled sheepishly behind Famine, the height of surreptition."
>> Aaaaaaaaaaaw, hahaha! <3 And the way he winks at Adam! So cute!
Omg, I love how Adam is like "I don't even know you" towards Gabriel, like he isn't the Antichrist and knows EVERYTHING about EVERY ONE if he wants to XD Poor Gabriel! Of COURSE he has to vanish in TOO much of a show now!
I love how no one wants that fruit cake but Aziraphale, hahaha! XD What a lovely coincidence ;)
"no magician’s hat needed—although Aziraphale did still have one somewhere in the back of Crowley’s car"
>> AW, haha, it's still there! :D
"he would discover that someone had added antlers and a plush red nose to the Bentley."
>> HAHAHA, oh nooooo!! XDD
Oh my God, this was SUCH a great fic!!
I haven't laughed that hard in a while, and it REALLY got me into the Christmas Spirit! I'm sitting here with a plate of cookies and some nut-tea in a Christmas mug and it FEELS like it's snowy outside, even though it's not, and it's so wonderful!
And the Them surprising Adam is such a sweet idea, I smiled like an idiot!
Thank you so much for this amazing story, it really made my day, if not my entire week! <3