'Crowley didn’t look at him. “Yes, you always ‘simply’.” " OOF

Aziraphale looking through a rolodex to find someone to call for romantic advice XD

"There was a horrified pause and a soft “Fuck.” " XD
And then he forgot he was drunk, lmao

The list of things Crowley likes, especially with the question marks, is PERFECT.

Aziraphale not thinking to oil door hinges is also perfect and I know headcanon his shop as having very creaky doors, as well as creaky floorboards.

Their clothes just gave up XD

This was great!