I remember chuckling when I saw this prompt on the list, and I'm glad you chose to pursue it! And such a lovely poem too. :)

I especially liked the bit about how immortal beings weren't subject to the Seven MORTAL sins, and also the cilantro jab lol. Oh! And the fic title—took me a second to get the joke. XD

And you can rather explain God's occasional wanton cruelty by simply observing how a cat knocks things off shelves with utter disinterest. :D