Oh my god I have absolutely died. This is the most fabulous everyone-in-the-world-is-now-gay-because-the-Antichrist-wishes-it story I have ever read. (Okay, slightly limited genre, but THERE IS NO BETTER GENRE, AMIRITE.) See, the entire internet has now been validated. ADAM SAYS THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GAY. REJOICE, FANGIRLS. You are now internet Jesus. *praises*