Good Omens Holiday Exchange

Thanks first of all to aten_ra, for the best holiday present I could ask for! I have read it over and over since it was posted, and every time I find something new to admire. I will be scouring your profile for, ah, similar works.

Thanks to the mods for being so very understanding of my mistakes and for giving me an extension on the deadline after I got it mixed up.

Thanks to my beta, Devorah, who fought bravely against my many typos, fickle tenses, and almost mystifying inability to correctly punctuate dialogue.