Good Omens Holiday Exchange

Here we go: the veil is removed! Here is a full master-list of every gift given during the 2012 Exchange, as well as who created them.

Go forth and re-post, catch up on anything you've missed, thank your gifters and betas by name, and, by all means, COMMENT!

( Full Masterlist 2012 )

Thank you, THANK YOU to everyone who participated in this, the Eighth Year of GOE (and all years before, and all years to come)!

You make all the work worthwhile, year after year ♥

If there are any mistakes, for Someone's sake, let us know!

Title: Tea & Anarchy
Recipient: shenaniganders
Author: irisbleufic / Artist: eldanis
Pairing & Characters: Aziraphale/Crowley, Other Characters
Rating: R / NC-17ish (the writer humbly apologizes for dragging her collaborator's perfectly civilized artwork through the mud)
Creators' Notes: The pair of us got called back on duty at the last minute to do a pinch-hit. As tea-house AU requests are all the rage this year (both sejitsu and shenaniganders asked for one; the latter, i.e. the lady for whom this piece intended, put it something like this: Aziraphale/Crowley, Coffeeshop AU with sex, NC-17), this piece ought to satisfy current fashion. Failing that, it will at least satisfy our collective thirst for a nice cuppa. Happy New Year!
Summary: Wherein sloth is not thwarted and industriousness saunters vaguely onward.

( Tea & Anarchy )

Title: Not Always the Same Joke
Recipient: cinaed
Author: vulgarweed
Characters/Pairings: Aziraphale/Crowley, OFC/OFC
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I had great fun writing these girls - I hope you like it! (They gave themselves angelic names after Jello Biafra and Siouxsie Sioux.)
Summary: Two teen angels who met their Maker in the '80s are sent back to Earth to re-establish contact with one of Heaven's agents and to keep an eye on kids. Inspired by the song Alleluia, by Dar Williams.

( Not Always the Same Joke )

Title: Dinners in King Arthur’s Court

Recipient: vulgarweed
Author: puokki

Characters/Pairings: Aziraphale/Crowley, Dream (borrowed from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman), Lucifer (not borrowed but mine), Arthurian characters 

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: Explicit sexual content involving wings, mention of incest (sticking to Arthurian canon)
Betas: garnetcapricorn (who corrected my grammar but all mistakes mine, of course, especially the last-minute revisions) and knaccfornerdiness on tumblr. Thank you both so much!
Word Count: 6,500

Author's Notes: Due to a mishap and some necessary retrofitted pinch-hitting, this story wasn’t originally written to fill any of your prompts, but I hope you still enjoy it. Happy Holidays!
Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale work at cross-purposes in King Arthur’s court, but Lucifer pays a visit and complicates things.

( Dinners )

Title: New Skin for the Old Ceremony
Recipient: aten_ra
Author: vulgarweed
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: I tried to work with a couple of elements from two of your requests, aten_ra – I hope you like it! The title comes from an album by Leonard Cohen.
Summary: A bit of a crossover with the Dresden Files series; spoilers for Death Masks. You probably don't need to know those books to read this, though. It's mostly porn.
Warnings/Content/Kinks: Shapeshifter porn, xenokink, snake fetish...arguably slightly bordering on bestiality, from a certain point of view. Oral and intercrural sex. Ophidian masturbation.

( New Skin for the Old Ceremony )

Title: Beateatudes
Recipient: sejitsu
Author: miscellanny
Rating: G
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Author's Notes: An attempt at the usual ingredients of a coffee-shop AU in an Aziraphale-and-Crowley flavour. I hope you enjoy it, Seji, and Happy New Year!
Summary: Aziraphale has to own that Heaven is rather like a tea shop.

( Beateatudes )

Several hours ago, Aziraphale and Crowley were so drunk they fell off the London Eye. Don't worry, they're fine: they remembered in the nick of time that they both have wings.

Your mods, on the other hand, are well past remembering how to HTML-code. MODS' NIGHT OFF.

And some good news! We have several wonderful gifts still in the coffers, and we have some late arrivals impending and some pinch-hits, so we're going onwards til Twelfth Night.

Relax, celebrate, enjoy (and comment on) the gifts so far, and we'll see you in 2013 (which is tomorrow) with a lot more still to come.

Title: The Real University Experience
Recipient: googlebrat
Author: knacc
Rating: T (for cursing, drinking, implied sex)
Word Count: 4,640
Pairings/Characters: Adam, Pepper
Author's Notes: The prompt I attempted to fill for you was: When (Adam) grows up and goes to university, does that place end up conforming to his (possibly wildly unrealistic) expectations because he expects it to? I had a lot of fun writing Adam and I hope you enjoy this. Merry Christmas!
Summary: “Seems to me that some people are just luckier then others. It could be that, couldn't it?”

( The Real University Experience )

Title: A Brief History of Dead Trees (#2)
Recipient: mrbluesky
Author: interrobam
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: I had to change around the canon timeline of earth's creation just a bit for this story. Happy Holidays, mrbluesky; I hope you enjoy this fic!
Summary: Even in Heaven, one cannot always get what one wants.

( A Brief History of Dead Trees )