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Title: The Speck in the London Eye
For: danny_sama
From: vulgarweed
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Aziraphale/Crowley, Adam/Pepper (vaguely implied), Two Secret Agent Men
Summary: A hot dame, a missing youth, a quirky consultant—and much much more than meets the eye at stake. Private Investigator A.J. Crowley just might be in over his head this time.
Author’s notes: Danny-Sama requested a Crime Noir AU, Crowley-POV, as absurd as possible. I think I’ve hit those notes, especially the absurdity. I plundered some of her other prompts as well. With apologies to (deep breath): Raymond Chandler, Dashiell Hammett, Mario Cruz Smith, Wilkie Collins, Arthur Conan Doyle, Ian Fleming, Dorothy Sayers, Jim Butcher, James Lear, and Anne Perry (that heavenly creature). HUGE thanks as always to my generous and brilliant beta and friend.

( The Speck in the London Eye )

Happy New Year, danny_sama, from your Secret Writer!