"I would in fact like to shag you silly" >> *rubs hands together* Ah, yes, this is starting off perfectly
“Yes, you always ‘simply’.” >> oh, I love that Crowley calls Aziraphale out on this! Because yes, Aziraphale is chosing the easy way out while Crowley is the one taking the risk, and has probably spent a very long time struggling with this, while Zira was on the safe side.
"Is this what humans felt like when they made mistakes? It was awful." >> Yeaaaah, welcome to the shitshow :'D
"He would have faced the end of existence for Crowley. He would stand in front of Crowley and shield him with his own body if he had to." >> :')))
HAHAHA, Aziraphale, 6 AM is NOT a reasonable time to call someone!! XDD But at least' he's "so sooorry" X'DD
"There was a horrified pause and a soft “Fuck.”" >> I just laughed so hard I choked XDDD
"Rule one is don’t be a bastard to the person you love" >> that' gonna be a tough one for Aziraphale :'D
"Anathema hung up and said a silent prayer to the universe hoping those two could get it together" >> the entire fandom, always X'D
"Bringing him a dolphin was impractical in the extreme, and Aziraphale highly doubted that Crowley cared for dolphins enough to wish to meet one face to face" >> HAHAHA
"Aziraphale hadn’t been ready for that, having never thought to oil a single door hinge in his entire existence" >> oh boy XD
"the startlingly new discomfort of sporting an erection. So many eons of erections being purely theoretical—not even a theory worth exploring" >> Hahahaaaaaaaaa XD
"A steadying mug of cocoa later and the contents of his trousers had returned to their usual blankness" >> I'm dying X'DDD
"but couldn’t quite figure out at what angle to approach it. Like the handle of a mug? Like a sword? Like patting an animal?" >> Oh my GOD, Aziraphale! XD
Only Aziraphale would describe an orgasm as "exquisite" :'D
"Instead, Crowley just said “Oh!” which captured it all, really." >> aw, haha XD
"or if it was some cosmic wish to be unencumbered that was so great their clothes simply gave up in the face of it" >> hahaha! XD they're like 'for Christ's sake' :'D
"Crowley told that part of him to piss right the hell off." >> XDD
“I’m here, my dear. We’re here.” >> :')
"Crowley had somehow picked up how to love, but he loved only Aziraphale" >> X')
“If it came to that, Crowley, I wouldn’t just fall. For you, I would dive.” >> Oh my GOD TToTT This has to be one of the BEST hubbies sentences I EVEr read! ;_;
"Aziraphale blinked. “Oh, well that’s very ahemhim feel. He felt bare and open too. It was a disquieting, squirming sensation, but the look on Crowley’s face of babbling arousal at each stroke left Aziraphale panting along with him." >> oh, I think there is a bit missing here? o.o
“No, I got an email for a collector of James Bond memorabilia and convinced him to part with it. It just arrived in the mail today. I knew the Bentley didn’t come back with it intact and of course they aren’t around now, but I wanted you to have it.” >> OOOH MY GOOOOOOD!!
"Crowley grinned. “Oh angel, just wait until you see the shower.”" >> hahaha, aaaaaaaaaaaw, what a lovely ending! :D
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Date: 2019-01-15 03:05 pm (UTC)>> *rubs hands together* Ah, yes, this is starting off perfectly
“Yes, you always ‘simply’.”
>> oh, I love that Crowley calls Aziraphale out on this! Because yes, Aziraphale is chosing the easy way out while Crowley is the one taking the risk, and has probably spent a very long time struggling with this, while Zira was on the safe side.
"Is this what humans felt like when they made mistakes? It was awful."
>> Yeaaaah, welcome to the shitshow :'D
"He would have faced the end of existence for Crowley. He would stand in front of Crowley and shield him with his own body if he had to."
>> :')))
HAHAHA, Aziraphale, 6 AM is NOT a reasonable time to call someone!! XDD But at least' he's "so sooorry" X'DD
"There was a horrified pause and a soft “Fuck.”"
>> I just laughed so hard I choked XDDD
"Rule one is don’t be a bastard to the person you love"
>> that' gonna be a tough one for Aziraphale :'D
"Anathema hung up and said a silent prayer to the universe hoping those two could get it together"
>> the entire fandom, always X'D
"Bringing him a dolphin was impractical in the extreme, and Aziraphale highly doubted that Crowley cared for dolphins enough to wish to meet one face to face"
>> HAHAHA
"Aziraphale hadn’t been ready for that, having never thought to oil a single door hinge in his entire existence"
>> oh boy XD
"the startlingly new discomfort of sporting an erection. So many eons of erections being purely theoretical—not even a theory worth exploring"
>> Hahahaaaaaaaaa XD
"A steadying mug of cocoa later and the contents of his trousers had returned to their usual blankness"
>> I'm dying X'DDD
"but couldn’t quite figure out at what angle to approach it. Like the handle of a mug? Like a sword? Like patting an animal?"
>> Oh my GOD, Aziraphale! XD
Only Aziraphale would describe an orgasm as "exquisite" :'D
"Instead, Crowley just said “Oh!” which captured it all, really."
>> aw, haha XD
"or if it was some cosmic wish to be unencumbered that was so great their clothes simply gave up in the face of it"
>> hahaha! XD they're like 'for Christ's sake' :'D
"Crowley told that part of him to piss right the hell off."
>> XDD
“I’m here, my dear. We’re here.”
>> :')
"Crowley had somehow picked up how to love, but he loved only Aziraphale"
>> X')
“If it came to that, Crowley, I wouldn’t just fall. For you, I would dive.”
>> Oh my GOD TToTT This has to be one of the BEST hubbies sentences I EVEr read! ;_;
"Aziraphale blinked. “Oh, well that’s very ahemhim feel. He felt bare and open too. It was a disquieting, squirming sensation, but the look on Crowley’s face of babbling arousal at each stroke left Aziraphale panting along with him."
>> oh, I think there is a bit missing here? o.o
“No, I got an email for a collector of James Bond memorabilia and convinced him to part with it. It just arrived in the mail today. I knew the Bentley didn’t come back with it intact and of course they aren’t around now, but I wanted you to have it.”
>> OOOH MY GOOOOOOD!!
"Crowley grinned. “Oh angel, just wait until you see the shower.”"
>> hahaha, aaaaaaaaaaaw, what a lovely ending! :D