Good Omens Holiday Exchange

This is not even my present and I am screaming because it exists. Like - I need to review this but I was supposed to be at my desk literally an hour ago. But it said some inspiration came from "The Mummy" and I was "oooooo" and then it was all adventurey and I was "OOOOOO" and please tell me they named the dog Arkansas. There really IS going to be a long review here later. I know we don't really do those in this but this needs a long review.