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go_exchangeSummary: It seems as if Crowley's been taken to Hell for punishment — something to do with the Antichrist — and another demon will be taking his place!
Title: Come Hellions or Holy Water
Rating: General
Happy Holidays, kaijuusandkryptids!
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Transcript:
Oh, hello there, er, Mr. Rat... in a donkey jacket...? What's this? A note from Crowley? Rather badly chewed, I see... Well, if you're that hungry, please help yourself to the rest of my scones. I can always buy more.
Oh dear! I... well I'm not entirely sure what he's trying to tell me.
But it seems as though he's been taken to Hell for punishment — something to do with the Antichrist — and that another demon will be taking his place!
Well, then, I'll be damned if they move into this city without a fight. I guess I'm off to protect our turf. And, hopefully, to figure out a way of rescuing Crowley.
All without performing any miracles, lest I get into trouble with my own superiors. Oh, bugger....
DAY ONE: Poor Crowley, I can only imagine what horrors they must be performing on him right now...
DAY TWO: They could be lashing him with whips and chains, how awful!
DAY THREE: They could lock him into an iron maiden with all those dreadful spikes!
DAY FOUR: They could stretch him on a rack! Although, as a snake, he might possibly be okay with that...
*Tsk*. I don't think I can keep this up forever. Fairly soon, I imagine they'll start sending more powerful demons than these imps, and then I'll have to do... something more drastic.
*SIGH* Very well, I can manage one miracle...
There. A tiny localized cloud, just over this building.
I'd like to see any demon get through a rainshower of holy water.
DAY FIVE: Yes, I know it's only thunder, but still...
C: Angel, what the HELL?!?! Are you really so pissed at missing lunch that you had to go all "Hulk Smash!" on every imp they sent up to get paperwork? And what did you expect to do with that plant? Photosynthesize me to death??
A: Crowley? Lunch when" Hulk who? Paper what? And... you're okay?
C: Of course! Didn't you get my note??
NOTE: Aziraphale, won't be free for lunch, dinner, tea, or anything else for a few days. What with delivering the Antichrist and so on, forgot to file some paperwork and now Dagon is annoyed with me, so I'm being punished like a kid. They're sending another demon to my flat to fetch it instead. Don't worry about it, they won't be sticking around. All is well, Crowley
A: Ah, it all makes much more sense now...
C: ... Anyway, after I did such a "good job" with the Antichrist, they couldn't be too rough on me, and just stuck me in a corner with a dunce cap for a while. Bloody childish. Then after you started clobbering demons left and right, they weren't about to risk anyone "important" just for paperwork... so here I am. Nice to know how short-lived their favoritism is. Eh, I'll just send one of the rats back with it. One that won't chew it apart on the way.
A: Well, I'm relieved to know that's all be sorted out. I must say, I was growing concerned that you were genuinely being replaced.
C: Ruffled your feathers a bit, did it?
A: Honestly, Crowley, I can barely get along with the devil I already know.
C: Suuure.
A: By the way, how on earth did you know to avoid the rain?
C: ...Sssmelled it.
A: Really? You can sense holy water by its smell?
C: Well, er, it just... sssmells like you, angel...
A: Oh? I see?
C: ...sss'not too bad...
A: Oooh... I see...
Title: Come Hellions or Holy Water
Rating: General
Happy Holidays, kaijuusandkryptids!
Please click images for full resolution!
Transcript:
Oh, hello there, er, Mr. Rat... in a donkey jacket...? What's this? A note from Crowley? Rather badly chewed, I see... Well, if you're that hungry, please help yourself to the rest of my scones. I can always buy more.
Oh dear! I... well I'm not entirely sure what he's trying to tell me.
But it seems as though he's been taken to Hell for punishment — something to do with the Antichrist — and that another demon will be taking his place!
Well, then, I'll be damned if they move into this city without a fight. I guess I'm off to protect our turf. And, hopefully, to figure out a way of rescuing Crowley.
All without performing any miracles, lest I get into trouble with my own superiors. Oh, bugger....
DAY ONE: Poor Crowley, I can only imagine what horrors they must be performing on him right now...
DAY TWO: They could be lashing him with whips and chains, how awful!
DAY THREE: They could lock him into an iron maiden with all those dreadful spikes!
DAY FOUR: They could stretch him on a rack! Although, as a snake, he might possibly be okay with that...
*Tsk*. I don't think I can keep this up forever. Fairly soon, I imagine they'll start sending more powerful demons than these imps, and then I'll have to do... something more drastic.
*SIGH* Very well, I can manage one miracle...
There. A tiny localized cloud, just over this building.
I'd like to see any demon get through a rainshower of holy water.
DAY FIVE: Yes, I know it's only thunder, but still...
C: Angel, what the HELL?!?! Are you really so pissed at missing lunch that you had to go all "Hulk Smash!" on every imp they sent up to get paperwork? And what did you expect to do with that plant? Photosynthesize me to death??
A: Crowley? Lunch when" Hulk who? Paper what? And... you're okay?
C: Of course! Didn't you get my note??
NOTE: Aziraphale, won't be free for lunch, dinner, tea, or anything else for a few days. What with delivering the Antichrist and so on, forgot to file some paperwork and now Dagon is annoyed with me, so I'm being punished like a kid. They're sending another demon to my flat to fetch it instead. Don't worry about it, they won't be sticking around. All is well, Crowley
A: Ah, it all makes much more sense now...
C: ... Anyway, after I did such a "good job" with the Antichrist, they couldn't be too rough on me, and just stuck me in a corner with a dunce cap for a while. Bloody childish. Then after you started clobbering demons left and right, they weren't about to risk anyone "important" just for paperwork... so here I am. Nice to know how short-lived their favoritism is. Eh, I'll just send one of the rats back with it. One that won't chew it apart on the way.
A: Well, I'm relieved to know that's all be sorted out. I must say, I was growing concerned that you were genuinely being replaced.
C: Ruffled your feathers a bit, did it?
A: Honestly, Crowley, I can barely get along with the devil I already know.
C: Suuure.
A: By the way, how on earth did you know to avoid the rain?
C: ...Sssmelled it.
A: Really? You can sense holy water by its smell?
C: Well, er, it just... sssmells like you, angel...
A: Oh? I see?
C: ...sss'not too bad...
A: Oooh... I see...
