Good Omens Holiday Exchange

OMG squee!!!!! I loved it! Absolutely LOVED it! *GLOMPS* I couldn't stop grinning for the entire thing. Raphael was absolute love, and I genuinely laughed out loud at hooker!Beelzebub. I can't even pick out my favorite line, but the highlights would definitely include Lucifer's "I'm not wrong!" and Raphael's "Maybe he changed his mind." And of course I can't forget the nice Aziraphale/Crowley action. I want to provide a well thought out, organized, coherent response, but my mind has gone on fangirl overload. I'm happy you didn't run away screaming when you saw my character suggestions, and this has completely made my day...er, morning...night? Either way, it's all good. Thank you so much, secret author!