2022 Prompt Claiming Post!

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This list will remain open for claiming until 11:59 EDT-US on Friday, October 7th. Comments are currently enabled (but screened, as when you entered your prompts in the first place). Please choose (in order of preference) three choices of prompt-sets for which you think you'd want to create. You choose sets by number, not by individual prompts within the sets!

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1. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: any rating, Aziraphale/Crowley, a summoning goes terribly wrong and it's up to Aziraphale to put his demon back together and help him feel safe again.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: any rating, Aziraphale/Crowley, post-canon Amnesia!fic. Maybe Hell decides to punish Crowley by removing the memory of the angel they think corrupted him or Heaven thinks that taking away Aziraphale's memory of Crowley will bring him back into the fold. Preferably a happy ending with memories returning, please.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: any rating, Aziraphale/Crowley, historical fic! I'd love a fic set in your favorite historical period, the one you know absolutely everything about. Time and place don't matter, I just love reading fics where it's clear the author is exploring a special interest.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: hurt/comfort, whump, protective A/C, strong Aziraphale, Crowley with anxiety/adhd, them as switches in a sexual context, bdsm (a very slight preference for Dom Aziraphale, but any dynamic is fine)
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: excessive fluids in a sexual context, major character death, pet death
I PREFER: EITHER!


2. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: A/C. Crowley is touch starved but also afraid of touch (could be due to trauma, or just lack of experience). Aziraphale very gently helps him through the fear so that he can get all the hugs and careful affection he craves. Prefer asexual A/C. Rating up to T
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: A/C. South Downs Cottage softness with Crowley having a bad chronic pain day. Aziraphale finds ways to cheer him up and help him get through it. Rating up to T
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: A/C. While on an Arrangement mission for Aziraphale, Crowley is seriously injured in some way. It’s up to Aziraphale to nurse him back to health. Rating up to M, and I’m fine with any type of violence if the story heads that direction.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Hurt/comfort, chronic pain, PTSD, Aziraphale and Crowley being very loving, soft affection, healthy relationship and respect for each other’s boundaries. Love to see that poor demon suffering and then being given lots of comfort.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: AUs, pregnancy or kids, MCD, unhappy endings, unhealthy relationships, therapy/hospitals/doctors, dark Aziraphale or Crowley. Not really into smut or Ineffable Wives so would prefer to avoid those.
I PREFER: TV, but I love having book elements incorporated into tv canon


3. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley - Either or both are vampires - any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley - One of them spends years mastering a human instrument to surprise the other, possibly for romantic purposes - any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley - M/M human AU office romance - any rating
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: sweet fluff, smut, true love, getting together, pining, happy ending, romance, hurt/comfort, shenanigans
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: anything that would get a warning on AO3, abuse, heavy angst, breakups, cheating
I PREFER: TV


4. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley has somehow become trapped in a Victorian freak show and Aziraphale has to rescue him, Any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley, Aziraphale is sent to be the husband of a creature who he only sees at night, and he can only make out his yellow snake-like eyes in the darkness, Any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley, Angels have a set of intricate courting rituals for when they are trying to attract a mate, Aziraphale starts doing these rituals for Crowley, but Crowley has no idea what's going on and doesn't understand why his angel is acting so strangely, Any rating
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Top!Crowley, Hurt/Comfort, angst with a happy ending, soft and comforting, fairy tale/fantasy AUs, fluff
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Non-con, Permanent character death, Detailed descriptions of torture, Detailed descriptions of gore like blood, viscera, etc. Anything involving feces or urine, 2nd person POV, tragedy
I PREFER: TV


5. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley, a human AU where Aziraphale meets and deliberately works to woo Crowley (no established relationship), any rating can work but a bit of smut is preferred.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley, a story where Crowley takes up a new hobby (not plant, driving, sex, or Aziraphale-related). I want to see him getting excited about something new! Aziraphale does his best to understand Crowley's enthusiasm. Rating: T
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley, a story where Aziraphale has OPINIONS about current books. I like to imagine that he keeps up-to-date on modern bestsellers and has a lot that he likes. What are his thoughts on sci-fi, fantasy, and romance books? Does he have a weakness for the regency romance even though he remembers it being much less romantic at the time? Let him show off his bastard side! Crowley can encourage him or be annoyed about it all. Rating: T or M
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Kisses, realizing anew how much they love each other, humor
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Reverse Omens, noncon of any kind, excessive devotion from one side to the point of constant self-sacrifice.
I PREFER: TV!


6. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley. Aziraphale is sent on a dream Visitation sometimes in the Middle Age (before the Agreement) on Heaven’s orders. Something about delivering a message to a clergy member about where to build a monastery. He was not expecting to meet Crowley in the dreamscape. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley. Aziraphale gets to see for the first time the very ambiguous sculpture of Gian Lorenzo Bernini ‘The Ecstasy of Saint Teresa’. Ecstasy, right… Somehow, he learns that Crowley was Bernini’s model for Teresa’s figure. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley. If Aziraphale and Crowley were desserts to each other, what would they be? Any rating.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: falling in love, first times, humour, gentleness, clear consent, temptation being performed on a specific angel (and accomplished), hidden declaration of love through the ages, historical settings, genderfluidity
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: hurt no comfort, dubcon, torture, graphic violence, gore, scatophilia, unhappy endings, severe angst, infidelity
I PREFER: Either :)


7. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley - During the Middle Ages, Aziraphale is sent to a monastery (or nunnery if you want to do Wives). Is he sent there to learn how to copy texts? Because he’s too much of a hedonist and needs to learn humility? Some other reason? You decide. Crowley, lonely and bored, decides it’s time to break the angel out. Must he deal with consecrated ground and other obstacles or is this a piece of cake? Again, how he goes about doing this is up to you. Rating G to E.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley - Aziraphale and Crowley holiday in some mountains somewhere. While the snow falls outside, they sit in front of the fire engaging in a little wing grooming and sexy times. Rating M or E
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley - Fairy tale AU. Fairy Aziraphale befriends Dragon Crowley who also has a fae form. Shenanigans ensue. Rating G to E.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Historical, happy endings, friendship, loving relationships, I’m into any combination of these two M/M, F/F, M/F, trans, mix and match genitals, I like it all. And overall, I’m really not that picky of a reader/consumer of art, so go wild.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Angst for angst’s sake - it needs to have purpose to the story. RPF (if they’re a minor character like Shakespeare in the miniseries’ Globe scene, that’s fine). Noncon/dub con
I PREFER: EITHER!


8. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Newt/Anathema. BBC Ghosts setting. Can be an AU or Crossover! In terms of AU, no preferences on who the ghosts are as long as they're not Newt and Anathema. G-T rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley. Eden era, Pre-Fall. Preferably Aziraphale POV. Aziraphale having a conversation with a certain angel. Feel free to interpret whether Aziraphale knows the angel is (who we know later as) Crowley or not! G-T rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: The Them. First day after the Apocawasn't. Do they remember random pieces of it? Do they forget fully and simply go back to playing as usual? I'd love to hear/see your take on it! G-T rating.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Angst with happy ending, brown-skin with dark hair Crowley, Aziraphale being a bit of a bastard, Crowley also being a bastard, Aziraphale with glasses, A/C being chaotic friends, genderfuckery is always welcome
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Non-con, infidelity, Gabriel/Beelzebub, Crowley = Raphael theory, non-canon petnames/nicknames, any kinds of pregnancy
I PREFER: BOOK! But would be open for RADIO as well. TV characters who are not in the book is also OK.


9. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Cross over with the movie "Dirty Dancing" - Anathema is Johnny, Newt is Babe, or Crowley as Johnny and Aziraphale as Babe. /PG - T
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: The great war had been thwarted. How are the angels passing their time in Heaven? Maybe they are developing new hobbies (Michael learns how to do macrame), maybe they visit Earth to see what all the fuss was about? /PG - T
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: What did Crowley and Jesus do together? /PG - G
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Humor, crack, soft, philosophy, bromance without romance, non-sexual friendship, feelings, fluff, mild hurt followed by lots of comfort.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: the 4 warnings, horror, scary monsters, a lot of angst.
I PREFER: Both are great.


10. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: - Pairings and rating open to author choice
- Plot Bunny: Any characters from Good Omens are members of the Australian paramilitary in the time of the Great Emu War of 1932. They think the emus are actually emissaries sent by the Other Side and can't fathom that the greatest Adversary is actually a flock of terrifying flightless birds. (Bonus if WAR shows up and gets accidentally trampled by some birds)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: - Pairing and Rating up to author choice
- Plot Bunny: Bodyswap AU but instead of the generic Crowley and Aziraphale swap, it's Crowley and Gabriel. Crowley gets to have fun managing Heaven (or whatever it is Gabriel does) and Gabriel must not implode by the fact he's a free agent in Hell and can't let anyone know because of the mortification of being seen.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: - Pairing and Rating up to author choice
- Plot Bunny: Anathema ends up in Tadfield much earlier when the THEM are babysitting age and is designated neighborhood Babysitter and the shenanigans that occur because the THEM may be barely older than toddlers, but they have NO FEAR and love poking things with a stick. Bonus if random characters show up for appearances but not mandatory.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS:
- Comedy/Crack, Hurt/Comfort, Having fun with a prompt in whatever interpretation, banter between characters.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS:
- Sex scenes, that's pretty much it
I PREFER: Either


11. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Crowley tries to explain James Bond to Aziraphale. Bonus points if the stickers on the Bentley are mentioned. A/C or Gen. Rating G through PG-13.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Tell me how Aziraphale and Crowley end up moving to London. A/C or Gen. Rating G through PG-13.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: We're told the spies who also meet in Aziraphale and Crowley's favorite haunts end up trying to recruit each other. Tell me about one of the human spies who tries to recruit either Aziraphale or Crowley after noticing them hanging around St. James Park. Whether the recruitee realizes what's going on is up to you. A/C or Gen. Rating G through PG-13.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: character driven narratives, missing moments, history
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: dubcon, noncon
I PREFER: Either


12. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley, Soulmate AU– up to you to decide how they get together! (can also remain in the regular GO verse), rating= Teen or Mature
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Azirphale/Crowley, Crowley has driven Aziraphale plenty of times in his prized Bently and he wants to take Aziraphale on a romantic ride out to the countryside after stopping the end of the world– what could go wrong?, rating= Any
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley, childhoods friends AU- Aziraphale and Crowley reconnect as adults and have to face their renewed feelings for each other (can have flashbacks or references to their shared memories), rating= Teen (or higher)
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: hugs, pining/longing, praise kinks, strength kinks, angst with comfort, happy ending or hopeful ending, AUs, enemies to friends to lovers
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: hurt no comfort, tragic/sad ending, non-con
I PREFER: TV (but not opposed to Book!)


13. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: an AU in which Aziraphale and Crowley didn't meet in Eden and grew to be more angelic and demonic respectively as a result. Could be platonic or eventually romantic :)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: human AU, set anytime before the 21st century but after the Romans (meaning, in less-to-not accepting eras), Aziraphale and Crowley have known each other for ages (bonus if they grew up together) and are in a secret relationship because of the homophobia of the era. They are a comfort to each other when things get bad.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: 5 times Aziraphale and Crowley kissed because of social customs through the ages, 1 time they kissed because they wanted to. Doesn't necessarily have to be a 5+1, but you get the idea.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: tooth-rotting fluff, minor angst, hurt/comfort (emphasis on the comfort), nonsexual intimacy, mutual pining, banter, slow-burn, could-have-beens, previous worldviews getting destroyed, getting together (bonus if they didn't have to Talk about it and it was just the natural progression of things), accidental love confessions, established Aziraphale/Crowley, ambiguous A&C, platonic A&C, gen and teen ratings, kissing, cuddling, he/him pronouns for Aziraphale and Crowley, happy ending, hopeful ending, asexual, through the ages, flirting, heart-to-heart, flustered Aziraphale or Crowley, Aziraphale's human name/alias starting with an A (bonus if middle name with a Z), domesticity, Crowley being patient with Aziraphale, fake dating/marriage, introspection
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: E-rating, love at first sight (e.g. Crowley falling in love in Eden), 1941 being when Aziraphale fell in love (could be love realization about either himself or Crowley loving him back, but not the first time he's felt love for Crowley), "you go too fast for me" being mentioned and Crowley getting mad about it, Crowley being Raphael (or otherwise high-ranking as an angel), any ship revolving other angel or demon characters, preg, major character death, extreme violence/gore, heavy angst, anything explicitly kink, experienced Aziraphale or Crowley, sad endings, strong second-hand embarrassment scenes, reverse AUs, nicknames for Aziraphale (e.g. Az), excessive use of 'dear' in dialogue, mentions of Oscar Wilde, Aziraphale being "Ezra Fell", Crossovers
I PREFER: TV, but could be a mix of characterizations! :)


14. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale and Crowley have trouble picking a movie/play to see. Rated G
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Crowley helps a panicking Aziraphale feel pretty, Rated T
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: surprise me!
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Comedy, Hurt/comfort, Fluff, trauma, fashion, historical in-jokes, Mind games, manipulation, bantering
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Aziraphale and Crowley hurting each other, anything to do with urine or feces, Skinny Aziraphale
I PREFER: TV


15. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: The first time Aziraphale and Crowley (literally) sleep together. Why are they sharing a bed? Was one of them injured? Is it awkward? Is there pining? Or even... cuddling? :O I prefer an ace-spec or aro-spec interpretation with snuggles, but if things get a little spicy on the way I won't say no (but please not full smut).
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Hurt/comfort! Currently AO3 has slightly more "Hurt Crowley," so let's help Aziraphale catch up. Medieval setting, perhaps early Arrangement, Aziraphale is nearly caught by one (or both!) of their sides. How does he get away? How badly is he hurt? Most importantly: let's see Crowley rescuing and/or taking care of his angel! (An earlier pre-Arrangement setting is also fine if you have ideas, but not later than the Shakespeare scene.)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale and Crowley see each other's true form for the first time. What do they look like? How do they react to each other? Does touching in this form mean something more than it does on Earth? (If this is an art, I'm equally happy to see Book/TV/Radio Omens... I love different interpretations!)
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Ineffable Husbands, Wives or QPP... any genders as long as it's Aziraphale and Crowley! Especially genderfluid or gender non-conforming Crowley, as well as soft and body-positive Aziraphale. Ace interpretations are my favorites, with non-sexual intimacy of any kind. Historical settings with details of costumes, architecture, customs, wherever you want to show your research. Hurt/comfort with a happy ending. Moments that show Aziraphale and Crowley's "best friend-ship" at the core of their relationship. G, T, or M rating (a bit of NSFW is fine, just prefer it isn't the main focus).
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: NO smut, ABO, or hard kink (I'm very vanilla over here). No more than mildly graphic violence (M rating, not E). No MCD, no AUs, no relationships between Aziraphale or Crowley and a historic figure (friendship/flirting are fine). Non-explicit non-con is acceptable for idea 2 (but PLEASE double the comfort afterwards), but anything between Aziraphale and Crowley should be consensual! Do not use "Zira" or similar nicknames.
I PREFER: TV (Some book/radio/musical elements can be added for flavor)


16. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale X Crowley, They have a kid together and try and raise it together which obviously being these two walnuts goes less than perfect, any rating. Could make for cool art.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale X Crowley, get together fic exploring trying to make a relationship work when you, your partner or both of you are neurodivergent. IE Crowley ADHD/ easily overwhelmed or Aziraphale Autistic. Acceptance is awesome! They're in love even when it isn't easy and one or the other gets upset/wants to express their upset, but knows the other will be triggered by it and has to rein in the big emotions and do that whole "Talking about feelings and what you need/want thing" because yelling isn't going to fix this, but I'd rather hide under my weighted blanket with my comfort snake plush... There is much to be explored about navigating a relationship when your brain is different. Any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale X Crowley, Snakes are blind during shed and stuck shed can lead to loss of limb. Crowley doesn't want Aziraphale to know he sheds and has to be a snake to shed for a long period of time, but having agreed to live in the Downs together the angel eventually finds out (one can only sleep so much before one's angel husband becomes lonely and demands answers and you have to tell him it isn't him it's a you thing and it's embarrassing) and has to help Crowley through a rough shed that is particularly stuck around his tail and threatening to make him lose his tail (this is bad obviously as snakes have their dangly parts in their tail ends.) Yes I'd love Aziraphale thinking it is his fault Crowley is distant at first, but realizing as this happens every year that there is something more going on and demanding answers resulting in Crowley having to actually TALK about his feelings on the matter and why he hides from his angel. Could even have said Angel admit he doesn't let Crowley help him with his molt because he is embarrassed because Gabriel is a dickhead and gave angel major self esteem issues.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: My reading rating is any. My writing rating is strictly T. I like kid fics, comfort fics, slowburn get together fics and all around Aziraphale and Crowley being romantic and happy together, I like reverse omens fics and fairy/fae fics and AU stuff too so long as they keep their names. Also a big fan of either one, the other or both Aziraphale and Crowley as neurodivergent.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: I absolutely will not read or write stories containing any of the big 4 warnings of AO3. no gore or horror elements, as I have specific PTSD triggers I ask the story have no written physical abuse, Canon abuse (IE Sandalphon being punch happy and Gabriel being a verbal abusive asshole) is okay however no graphic description of said abuse! No non-con situations AT ALL EVER not even mentioned! This is a big trigger! No unusual pairings (ex. AziraphaleXGabriel etc) I cannot and will not write any of this nor read it!
I PREFER: Either!


17. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Adam accidentally incites an Adventure with The Them. Gen.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale and Crowley in the most detailed, out of the way, historical event that you love. Overwhelm me with your knowledge! Preferably not western Europe or post-colonization US. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Anathema, any age, solves A Mystery. Gen or T.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: gender fuckery, genderfluid and woman shaped beings, historical nonsense, giant squid/The Kraken, ducks, the platypus, hijinks, A/C in all variations of gender, diversity in race, diversity in body type, people enjoying sex immensely
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: TV casting & plot changes, actual successful apocalypses, non-Crowley demons in sexual situations, binary gender roles, humiliation/embarrassment (sexual or not), gore, Supernatural crossover, non-canon nicknames, medical kink, eye injury, skinny/ripped Aziraphale, angst, zombies, grimdark.
I PREFER: BOOK!


18. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley, first time shopping together in a superstore like Target or Walmart; I feel this could have massive potential for humor. Any rating. Explicit is fine if you somehow work romance into it!
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: The Them on gap year together. Shenanigans ensue. Any rating. I guess I’m into humor this year!
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Hastur/Ligur, how they first met. What does an infernal meet-cute look like? Any rating.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Romance, domesticity, travel, (mis)adventures, comedies of error.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Major character death, disproportionate whump (although I don’t mind a bit of sadness/grief if a plotline requires it), literal physical torture, gaslighting.
I PREFER: Book, please!


19. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley, any rating
Shop Around the Corner/You've Got Mail fusion. Human or ineffable, either is good, I lap up the identity porn and pining. Happy in love ending for this prompt please!
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Crowley/Aziraphale, any rating
Middle-aged Human Virgins AU, the prompt:
Crowley and Aziraphale belong to rival human businesses/governments/organisations/teams and come to an analogous Arrangement. Each assumes the other has had a rich and varied love/sex life: after all, Crowley is so handsome and seductive, and Aziraphale is gayer than a tree full of monkeys. Neither would suspect the other of secretly being a 40-odd year old virgin. As for themselves, it's absolutely only because they haven't got around to dating, not because they are fixated on their opposite half, who is not their type and wouldn't be interested anyway.
Until... (Aziraphale/Crowley end game).
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley, any rating
Crowley is mistaken for a hired escort (or, in the case of Book (or Script or Radio) where he can appear younger than Aziraphale), sugar pup of Aziraphale's. Awkwardness and/or shenanig-ans ensue. Please have Aziraphale/Crowley be end game.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Love (they never can be too in love for me, whether they want to admit it or not). Hand kissing, eyelid kissing, neck kissing, face kissing... Oh, and mouth kissing. Frottage, premature ejaculation, awkward but joyous sex, eager and messy. Being incredibly crap and awkward and defensive about communicating love and desire. Inching awkwardly towards a relationship. Sexually or emotionally charged bickering. Rambling inebriated conversations. Happily together forever endings. Proposals. Snuggling, clinging, lapsitting... any kind of close physical intimacy.
-Tropes: Faking dating! There was only one bed! South Downs! Identity porn! Arranged marriage! Blurted confessions! Forced proximity! Huddling for warmth! Amnesia! Nothing is too cliche.
-Dagon, Michael, Uriel, Sandalphon, Madam Tracy, Shadwell, Newt, the Horsemen. Fat (chubbier than canon in the case of TV) Aziraphale.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: -Demonic Crowley or Angelic Aziraphale having had sex or romance with humans UNLESS it's each other in a human form. Human Aziraphale having had a wide and varied sex life. Gabriel or Sandalphon as Aziraphale's ex. Non-con. Either Crowley or Aziraphale with vulvas, changeable genitalia or no genitals at all (hemipenes are fine, gender swap or trans headcanons for other characters is fine). If anal sex is included, placing emphasis on the significance of top/bottom roles. Negotiated kink, stoplight system, safe words. Omegaverse. The words "I've got you" or "you're so good for me" in a sexual context.
-Thin Aziraphale. BFF Anathema. Gabriel/Beelzebub. TV versions: appearing younger than the actor's real life ages of late forties, including in human AUs.
-Drug use (including cigarettes) other than alcohol, caffeine, pain relief or poppers (those are all fine).
-Unrequested focus on religious/sexual/gender/mental illness/poly/neurodiverse headcanons, with the exception of identifying as male and gay in human AUs. Implying neurodiversity in human AUs is fine, but I don't want it to be the focus or detailed discussions, and I enjoy demisexual and demiromantic head canons but would prefer no discussion of labels or identity.
I PREFER: EITHER! (or please feel free to do Radio or Movie Script if you like!)


20. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: The satanic panic. Aziraphale and Crowley are hastily ordered to America to find out just what this Dungeons and Dragons thing actually is and how to exploit/smite it.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: So penicillin was only a hitch in the road after all. Pestilence is back in action, but Pollution still is doing great. Yet, shouldn't there be only four horsepeople of the apocalypse? If so, who's ready to be retired?
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: It is the late Roman Republic (any time from Marius and Sulla to the second triumvirate). Crowley and Aziraphale have each been ordered to pick a champion for their cause. Quite possibly both may have chosen wrong.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Friendship, hurt/comfort, historical detail, mpreg ... anything that has a plot, really. I’m not a picky reader. Just ...
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: ... stay away from porn for porn’s sake unless you’re one of the really great porn masters. (If the porn’s there for plot reasons, no problem, but you’ve got to be really good to sell me porn without a plot.) A thing I'm not entirely comfortable with is WWII fic. If your plot bunny would work just as well in an earlier time period, please pick that one.
I PREFER: The book


21. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley, furtive sneaky hookups throughout history. They’ve been stealing every opportunity to have sex of one kind or another (however they understand it and however the writer/artist wants to portray it) even though they know it’s very dangerous (and that might be part of the appeal) for thousands of years - and yet they still think they’re Frenemies With Benefits and don’t fully acknowledge they’re in love until the modern day. Any time period or place, any genders/genitalia, any acts you like as long as it’s all consensual and fun for them but with a sense of the forbidden. Rating: M or E
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Hastur/Ligur. For ineffable reasons of His/Her/Their own, God decides that Ligur’s fatal holy water shower purified him, and brings him back to existence - as an angel. I want to see his reunion with Hastur. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Crossover with Sandman (comics or Netflix show) How were Crowley and Aziraphale affected by Dream’s imprisonment? What is their London like sharing it with Joh/anna Constantine? How do immortals respond to the presence of Death of the Endless? What is Crowley’s opinion of this version of Lucifer? Any idea of yours exploring these concepts, or any other related to Good Omens characters in the Sandman verse is welcome. Any rating.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Humor, social satire, adventure, smut (and if you’re going that route, I adore funny sex), theology, strong sense of place and setting, history, playful kink, shape-shifting/weird xeno biology, romance, friendship, casual sex that’s not really casual in the long run, metaphysics.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Non-con, major permanent character death
I PREFER: EITHER!


22. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley. South Downs Cottage - they both think they are living as friends, there is an external threat (real or perceived), each of them is protective of the other and feelings are had. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley. Any setting - bookshop or South Downs or any AU setting. Aziraphale is unsure that Crowley likes him romantically and pines. Crowley is oblivious and also pining. They have an awkward time but work it out between them. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY.RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley. Historic fic, any time period. They end up working together for any reason, lots of romantic (and sexual) tension between the two ending in a night spent together - it has to be enough for now - but they know. Any rating.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Wing grooming. Kissing, especially romantic kissing on the mouth. Metaphysical sex (with or without human sex). True forms. Hand holding. Explicitly romantic relationship. Declarations of love. Long hugs/cuddling. Either or both being very overwhelmed by physical contact. If they are angel and demon, being each other’s first time for physical experiences - kissing, sex. Middle aged first love in human AUs. Amnesia tropes. Demisexual headcanons, especially for Aziraphale. Fake marriage. Marriage proposals. M|M for this event if possible please. Softness and loads of love. Fat body positivity/Aziraphale body appreciation.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Angel Aziraphale or Demon Crowley having had sexual relationships with humans. Any relationship between Aziraphale and Oscar Wilde. Very sexually experienced Aziraphale in human AUs. Non-con. Infidelity. Crowley being very angry with Aziraphale. Crowley and Aziraphale being depicted as being of opposite genders or as having different genitalia or as switching genitalia. Dom/Sub relationships. Use of degrading language/humiliation kink. Crowley having a praise kink. Spanking or pain play. Sex with snake Crowley (I don’t mind him having hemipenes, but not human form/snake form sex) Unhappy or ambiguous endings. Extreme violence. Blood and gore. Crowley as Raphael. Nicknames for Aziraphale.
I PREFER: Either, also Radio!Omens, which I love.


23. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: A/C. Body worship, specifically of Crowley. I like to think in book canon that he’s not quite human proportioned, along with his anxieties about the snake-like aspects of himself. I want to see Aziraphale take him apart so slowly and build him back up again about these aspects of himself paying special attention to every part of Crowley that Crowley himself doesn’t like. The more uncanny or surreal the better here. Rating up to NC-17
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: A/C. I love a good clone fic, and there aren’t as many outside of the TV Omens side of things. I would like to see a fic with multiple Aziraphale’s, either with each other or with one very lucky Crowley. I prefer Aziraphale to top, and to retain his snarky bastardness, even with his other counterparts. Would LOVE to see this as a Radio Omens piece but Book Omens would be lovely as well. Rating NC-17.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: A/C but also Gen would be fine here. I would love for someone to take these two and put them in a bit of history that they know way too much about. Please use your special interest to make something fun and preferably comedic! Rating PG to R.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: I love when they bicker but clearly adore each other (platonically or romantically). I love overtly queer themes and switching of both position and genitalia. I also enjoy when Aziraphale is a bastard who knows more than he lets on and when Crowley is a bit of an anxious mess but is very good at hiding it. MOST of all I want it believable that they genuinely like each other outside of the shipping, they were best friends first after all! I like when things have a comedic tone that’s on par with the novel and I'm also a huge fan of footnotes.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: No heavy kink please (stuff like oviposition, watersports, scat, heavy bdsm). I don't like ineffable wives, it's just not my thing. Avoidance of Gabriel entirely is appreciated. I prefer when Aziraphale is his bastard self and not an innocent blushing flower. I'd prefer to avoid any of the four AO3 major archive warnings as well as darkfic in general. Please no pregnancy also.
I PREFER: Book, Radio, or Musical; I'd prefer elements of TV omens (such as TV only characters like Gabriel or Michael and TV specific plot points like the body swap) be left out plz <3


24. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: A/C, detailed cozy morning in the South Downs cottage. I just want them to eat toast and drink coffee and be sappy about it. Them being besties who are in love etc. Tooth rotting amounts of cuddling and casual affection and domestic routine. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: A/C. Can be pre-romantic relationship or explicitly shippy. Historical setting that’s not done often, whatever underrated time period and location you know a lot about or are passionate about. I would looove the boys getting up to some kind of shenanigans with lots of detail of historical clothing or culture, especially everyday life in history with immersive setting. I just really love historical culture, art, and clothing history. Any rating.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: A/C. I like when Aziraphale and Crowley’s weird powers are explored, especially trueforms, wings, monstrous forms, and shapeshifting, especially exploration of Crowley’s shapeshifting neuroses. In the book it says humanlike is his favorite form and he’s afraid he won’t be able to change back after being a snake so I like when that’s brought in. I like when they’re kind of spooky as well so a body horror or eldritch direction would be neat, especially combined with their human forms being their preference over the unearthly forms or shapeshifting into other things. Any rating
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Wings, comedic or positive tone, smut, switching positions and power dynamics in smut, A&C having strong friendship regardless of romantic relationship status, them having an equal power dynamic, bickerflirting, them being goofy morons who try too hard to hide how much they give a shit about each other, sensory detail, queer themes. I like soft bastard Aziraphale and trickster gremlin Crowley.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: heavy kink (heavy bdsm, watersports, pregnancy, oviposition, medical kink, etc), darkfic, uneven power dynamics, angsty pining. I dislike “innocent blushing virgin flower” takes on Aziraphale. I don’t like when Crowley is a complete toothless mess or when he’s too far in the opposite direction and is genuinely mean. Ineffable wives isn’t really my thing either.
I PREFER: Book only please!


25. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Crowley x Aziraphale / Tell me about Mr Cortese and Mr Harrison, vying for young Warlock's allegiance. Do they slip up on occasion and act like Nanny Ashtoreth or Brother Francis? / PG-13
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Crowley x Aziraphale / We all know demons would be great at marketing. How is Aziraphale going to thwart New York's newest advertising genius? / PG-13
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Crowley x Aziraphale / Crowley gets ordered to interfere with one of Aziraphale's projects - will he be successful? What about the Agreement? How will he deal with an angry angel? Any time in history. / PG-13
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Bicker-banter between our favorite angel and demon; Flustered!Crowley; Snarky!Aziraphale; either one realizing they are more than friends
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: While I totally ship Aziraphale and Crowley, I prefer them as a romantic pairing and not a sexual one. Nothing more than kissing, please! Also, I prefer no pet names for Aziraphale ("Angel" is fine!)
I PREFER: EITHER!


26. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale & Crowley/Hanukkah/Aziraphale performed the miracle on the oil
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale & Crowley/College AU/It's Crowley first time celebrating Hanukkah since he was a kid, Aziraphale (who he doesn't know that well/at all) is more than happy to have him over. Crowley thinks he's in love.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale & Crowley/Crowley points out stars whenever he and Aziraphale celebrate something, Aziraphale realizes that he points out the stars he hung.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Jewish Crowley and Aziraphale, he/him pronouns for both, holiday celebration, anything else is cool as long as it doesn't fall into the dislike category.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Porn at all, major character death, unhappy endings, Omegaverse, homophobia, antisemitism, racism, sexism, they celebrate every holiday (like Hanukkah, Christmas and Ramadan, if they are invited to celebrate with a member of the religion that holiday belongs to that is fine but not just them celebrating everything on their own).
I PREFER: TV but I'm fine with the book too.


27. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley - Human AU with Aziraphale and Crowley being teachers of the Them and Warlock in a middle school. Aziraphale is the english/literature teacher, while Crowley is the science/biology teacher. They don’t exactly see eye to eye on a lot of things, and just keep bickering and arguing. Their students, led by Adam, decide to play matchmaker, thinking that they would make a nice couple, and because if they spend more time with each other, that just means they will find less time to give/read assignments and homeworks - Any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley, Crowley/Lucifer - Aziraphale and Crowley knew each other before Crowley’s fall AU. Preferred angelic name for Crowley is Kabaiel/Kokabiel, but I'm okay with anything the author may come up with (except for Raphael or other archangel names, since I don't really headcanon him as an archangel for this AU). Crowley and Aziraphale are good friends as angels, but Aziraphale feels something more than just friendship, even though he can't name it. And Crowley may have some feelings too, but he is just this bright-eyed, naive angel, who wants to see and experience everything. He gets manipulated/seduced by Lucifer, while all Aziraphale can do about it is stand and watch, as his best friend starts walking a path he can't come back from. Depending on the author's choice, they can have one or both of their memories about each other erased by God when Crowley falls, and have a post-Armageddon reunion scene as well - Any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley ‐ Human AU, Aziraphale and Crowley meet at a support group (author can choose whether it's for some sort of trauma, addiction, or anything else, depending on what they're comfortable writing, all's fair game for me), and despite being very different, they still try to help each other through tough times, all the while falling for each other - Any rating
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Angst, hurt/comfort, mutual pining, human AUs, misunderstandings (nothing too excessive to the point the of characters being dumb, though)
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: A/b/o dynamics, excessive bodily fluids other than blood, mpreg
I PREFER: TV! Mainly because I haven’t got the chance to buy and read the book just yet. But it’s fine if you add stuff from the book as well, I don’t mind at all.


28. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Pairing: Aziraphale/ Crowley. Plot bunny: Crowley is imprisoned (for once), and Aziraphale has to come to his rescue. Would love this played for laughs but it doesn't have to be. Rating: Any
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Pairing: Aziraphale/ Crowley. Plot bunny: Crowley is taken captive or injured in battle. Aziraphale has to show up and fight for him/ protect him. Rating: Any
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Pairing: Aziraphale/ Crowley. Plot bunny: We all know what Crowley keeps in his flat that reminds him of Aziraphale (Eagle Lectern, anyone?). But what does Aziraphale keep around that reminds him of Crowley (the Lockdown video is a particularly good source of ideas for this)? And how do they both react when they see the other's mementos? Rating: Any
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Humor, banter, hurt/ comfort, The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Known, imprisonment/ rescue, bondage, vulnerability, defensiveness, fluff, affection, VERY SAFE exploration of power dynamics, danger, corporate Heaven/ Hell
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Historical fic, Dom Aziraphale (particularly rough or cold), humiliation, relationship angst, unhappy ending, misunderstanding, fake relationship
I PREFER: Either


29. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale and Crowley begin properly courting each other, but they have wildly different approaches, and neither understands that's what the other's doing until a situation forces their relationship to come to a head. (any rating, but would prefer mature/explicit)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale and Crowley discover, quite by accident, that a myth the humans tell each other around the winter festival to shore up their traditions is actually mostly true and slightly eldritch in nature. Could be any time period and any winter holiday, although something older surrounding the solstice might be fun. (any rating)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale and Crowley keeping each other warm with smutty adventures under the blankets. Maybe one of them has cold hands/feet... maybe one of them is wearing one of those sweaters with a neckline big enough to expose the shoulder... maybe they settle in for a good snuggle and hands start wandering... anything along those lines! (mature/explicit rating)
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: I pretty much only ship A/C so would prefer the focus to be on them! I would also like a happy ending or soft landing. Literally no preferences for gender/sexuality presentations, go wild. Some assorted things I like: wings, cuddling and kissing, fluff and romance, bed sharing, plotting and shenanigans, pining, bickerflirting, genderqueering, historical stuff, misuse of their powers, weird body things, seasonal/winter holiday themes, praise kink, bondage, and being idiots over each other. :D
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Rape/noncon, excessive violence, major character death, pregnancy, the nickname Zira, painplay or humiliation, micro/macro, bloodplay, and watersports or scatplay.
I PREFER: Either!


30. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Tudor era story! Can be a crossover with The Tudors or any other Tudor-focused media or just set in that era with Aziraphale and Crowley doing their best to navigate that tumultuous time period.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale and Crowley move in together, only to find themselves having all too human problems as they merge their lives. The pettier their problems and complaints, the better.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: How Aziraphale came to hate Australia. Is it the heat? The sun? The fact that the flora and fauna are murderous? I love Australia so this whole idea is really funny to me.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Protectiveness, humor, affection, hurt/comfort, obsession with each other, banter, the bookstore, loving bickering, jealousy (especially when there’s no real reason for it), their infernal/celestial powers, Aziraphale and Crowley being snarky/sweet with each other.
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Unhappy endings, PWP, torture or excessive suffering, non-con, cruelty to each other, one-sided feelings, hurt no comfort, MCD.
I PREFER: Either book or TV show is fine


31. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley human au in the Victorian era
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Minor demons being confused by Crowley and/or Aziraphale, as an excuse for you to show off your great minor demon character designs (either ones from the tv show with animal-like styles or whatever you want) cause I KNOW you guys are good at that, show me the funky little dudes, this could be art or fic!
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Anathema/Newt, oh no Newt has gotten into magic somehow and chaos WILL ensue. Either he discovers witchcraft is fascinating, he becomes a wizard like in Discworld, he's chosen by some sort of entity like a warlock in dnd, however it happens Newt discovers he can do actual magic and it's different from Anathema's practical approach and she is baffled
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: A/C, happy endings
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: unhappy endings, gore
I PREFER: Book or TV, both are great!


32. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale/Crowley - Post almost-armageddon, Aziraphale and Crowley go star gazing, Crowley talks about the stars and nebulas he made when he was an angel - rating M or under
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Aziraphale/Crowley - Crowley has a secret place for plants he claims to have disposed. - rating M or under
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Aziraphale/Crowley - Crowley talks to ducks. Or any kind of birds. - rating M or under
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: soft Crowley, harsh Aziraphale, angst with happy ending, endless fluff
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: ABO
I PREFER: TV


33. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: aziraphale/crowley they decide to go take a trip! however they're both idiotically overconfident and decide to do it the human way..whatever that means shenanigans possibly ensue! The Location? up to you, bestie - any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: aziraphale/crowley ..okay hear me out but like what if they were human adults maybe college students maybe post college comrades?...and what if they had to like...room together because of circumstance...and they both went "maaaaaaan..." [blushes] or maybe they don’t get along once they room together!! who knows! certainly not me! - any rating
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: no pairing because it's just... The Them but they are The Older Them [high school maybe] reflecting on their lives and that one awkward year when Adam had powers, maybe they hang out a lot and do urban fantasy teen stuff, love that for them, Rating T or Lower
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: fluff, very funny jokes, gay panic:tm:, inherent gender fluidity of celestial [and non celestial] beings, canon-compliant love of tartan, nods to random historical events
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: cnc, dubcon, noncon, miscommunication that doesn’t get resolved, angst with no happy ending, graphic violence, porn without plot sorry it must be tasteful, insane acts of homophobia [i like escapism]
I PREFER: let’s go either works, they r both fire


34. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Aziraphale and Crowley bicker and debate philosophy in ancient Greece or in China during Confucius’s time. (Any rating)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: A piece inspired by Crowley’s love for I’ll Be Your Mirror by The Velvet Underground. This prompt is as broad as an abstract art or poetic reflection from Crowley’s POV or a scenario involving Crowley (and Aziraphale?) listening to the song. Your choice! (Any rating)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Virgins in Eden. Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally observe Adam and Eve’s first time and decide to have some fun of their own. Bonus points for the piece exploring how sex was treated differently in ancient cultures (M+)
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Trueform or Biblical forms, moral/philosophical debates and bickering, hurt/comfort, BAMF Aziraphale, insightful characterization, angst, profound love, mentions/exploration of past physical trauma (Crowley) and past emotional trauma (Aziraphale)
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: cruelty between Aziraphale/Crowley
I PREFER: TV, but including book elements is my jam


35. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE: Ineffable Wives: Butch Aziraphale and Femme Crowley, human AU, anywhere from 1900s - 1930s, a getting together story. Either a meet cute, bam right into a relationship, OR a slow burn friends to lovers thing is great. Period appropriate attitudes to sexuality please - doesn't need to deal in detail first hand with homophobia or anything, but at least an awareness that they're countercultural for the period. Any rating (higher preferred tho).
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: Crowley cleaning his apartment/the cottage. I feel like he does it by hand as a hobby (don't spread it around). What is that process like? Could be modern or at any period in history even. Gen or T.
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: A/C, first time sex, E rated, experienced!top!Aziraphale with inexperienced!bottom!Crowley. Could be canon or a human AU, either is fine. Reassurance, gentleness, sweetness and Crowley getting absolutely railed by someone who knows what he's doing.
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Aziraphale being "a bit of a bastard", Crowley being anxious, top aziraphale/bottom crowley, strength kink, slight age difference (older Aziraphale), trans man Aziraphale, Crowley being nice
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: top crowley/bottom aziraphale, crowley being rude, A and C being friends with Anathema/Mme Tracy/Adam/whoever, big bad demon Crowley, shortening Aziraphale's name for a nickname
I PREFER: book!


36. PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE ONE:SNAKE CROWLEY/ WHAT IF OUR BOY WAS TRYING TO DO "EVIL" DEEDS BUT ENDS UP TRAPPED IN A SERPENTARIUM, NOT A VERY NICE ONE. I would never say no to any Aziraphale appearance... but it doesn't always go on Crowley's favor ;)
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE TWO: AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY: Aziraphale and Crowley start growing vegetables after finding a little tomato growing on their cottage, are they growing them to eat them? or perhaps there is a giant vegetable contest?
PAIRING/PLOT BUNNY/RATING CHOICE THREE: Anything related to Aziraphale/Crowley would make me happy
I LIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: Fluff sweet cheesy moments. happy endings
I DISLIKE THESE STORY ELEMENTS/KINKS: please do not mention the Queen's death
I PREFER: EITHER! book or tv.