Good Omens Holiday Exchange

Title: The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse
Written for: atomais
Author: irisbleufic
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Notes: The request for this story went above and beyond any expectations for a specific prompt I'd have hoped to get my hands on, and I absolutely can't believe I did get my hands on it (so, thank you, atomais!)—Aziraphale and Crowley move into that cottage together in the South Downs. Cue people treating them like a couple, fawning over their pet-names for each other, and generally believing them to be life-partners. Eventually, they just decide that, really, they've technically been dating for six thousand years and might as well give it a go. Bonus points to anyone who can identify the source of the title, because I love games like that.
Summary: A change of scenery often means more than you bargained for.

( The Walls, the Wainscot, and the Mouse )