Good Omens Holiday Exchange

Title: And Pardon'd the Deceiver
Recipient: eldanis
Author: irisbleufic
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: R
Word Count: 3,000
Author's Notes: I'd love something with Aziraphale being a (possibly inept, but quite possibly not) Shakespeare fanboy and would-be thespian, as there is definitely evidence that he enjoys performing (Warlock's birthday party), happens to be hilariously terrible at it, and that he's somewhat unable to see that fact through his own gravitas; I want to see him reading or performing Shakespeare (play/character/etc. of your choice—surprise me!) Although you may not be terribly surprised at which of your prompt options I went with, recipient mine, I live in hope that you may be surprised by which play elbowed its way to becoming this eleventh-hour production. Happy Christmas!
Summary: There's doing it wrong, and there's doing it together.

( And Pardon'd the Deceiver )